Zsigs
So, MIT has this IM system called Zephyr that I still unaccountably find useful. Clients generally let you display a signature with your message that might be some static bit of text or might be the result of a script if you’re more into that. I have a script that selects from a bunch of sayings, jokes, etc that I’ve collected over the years. And which I now want to inflict on you. Please forgive the puns and don’t take these too seriously. Unfortunately the universe doesn’t agree with me. We’ll see which one of us is still standing when this is over. Reality is what you can get away with. The truth is whatever you can’t escape. I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I remembered who was telling me this. I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Don’t ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. You can’t know that this sentence ...